The end of the world is here. So this is the great 12/21/12, the end of an era, the beginning of the Alien Invasion (or so says the X-Files). Will there be some great cataclysm, a wild shifting of the poles? Or will the day pass uneventful and the on December 22, 2012 it will be business as usual? Will we wake to a scorched Earth? Or a New era of peace and prosperity. The questions are certainly burning in the minds of everyone but most importantly on everyone’s mind is will we go over the grand Mayan Cliff?
The Fiscal cliff continues to be the talk of the two or was until the Mayan Apocalypse overtook it. The talk in Washington continues to be about making a grand compromise and deal. The new plan seems to be caving in and bringing Social Security which is solvent. Obama in a way to compromise wants to reduce Security payments. The strange thing about the fiscal cliff is that a month ago the whole deal centered around the taxes now suddenly Social Security. Social Security which has not had any problems and was never part of the deal, yet the President has gladly given this Pre-Apocalypse tinsel wrapped gift to Boehner. Once again this must be due to some strange planetary alignment. It seems like we are all going to be getting a raw deal out of this fiscal cliff scenario especially millions of Americans who rely on Social Security.
The Newton tragedy was truly heartbreaking. But out of this tragedy comes another example of why the World is ending very soon. The sales in Children’s body armoris rising! In order to protect children against guns it has become necessary to purchase bulletproof Disney backpacks at exorbitant prices. While gun control is off the table to to most Americans (as we need them guns to fight the alien invaders) we the people have chosen to have the children suited up and ready to do battle. So remember folks to make sure you pack your child’s lunch and send off with his or her bullet proof vest as part of the daily morning ritual.. (Not even the Mayans in their wildest prophetic dreams could see that coming).
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