Britney's tour gets off to a shaky start

What's Wrong With Hazlett's Column Today:

1.  Britney Spears.  Honest to God Hazlett - are you on her payroll?  Are you one of the people you quote in your own column "“A lot of people are being very positive about her comeback,” said a second source. “She’s more optimistic.”  Are YOU optimistic?  This old hag, with a four note "song" "Womanizer" couldn't fill a boxing ring, much less a stadium.  WTF cares?  WE DON'T!  STOP this ridiculous "reporting."

2.  Benecio Del Toro,  Are you sure you weren't commenting on Del Toro as Che' where Che talks about committing suicide with Fidel.  No? You sure now?  I mean - I understand with so many cut-and-pastes it's easy to confuse.  Del Toro "dished" on his personal life?  You need to get a dictionary dear and look up the word dish.  Or ask the nearest gay person.  One does NOT dish on one's self.  And where was the part of his speaking about relationships?  Oh you mean his longest one was a year and a half.  Deep, really deep Hazlett.

3.  Rihanna.  "You've got to hand it to Malaysia."  No I don't.  Give me a break.  Why?  Because they're a bunch of backward, dictatorial @!$%#s that demand, and celebrities kowtow to ridiculous demands.  No showing of shoulder flesh?  That's why we've "got to hand it to Malaysia?"  I dun this so Lucy.  You give 'em a hand.  I'll give them the finger.

4.  Bass & Weaver.  God Hazlett - you ARE desperate for material.  I keep telling you there's stuff to mine out there.  Perhaps I should tell your interns that cut and paste this crap for you instead.

Someone commented the other day EYE should write your column.  Why don't you give us something juicy - something we can really sink our teeth into.  

Now, I do feel sorry for you Hazlett.  There isn't another NBC/MSNBC anchor/correspondent/on-air personality that puts themselves out there like you do.  And you have to put up with my ridicule.  And I'm sorry for that - I really am.  Oh, who am I kidding.  

But I have an idea.  Get someone like, say, Mika to blog about her 3 never-ending hours on Morning Joe - and then let me have at her.  Whadaya say?

BRING ME THE HEAD OF MIKA BRZEZINSKI

You get a C- for this column, Hazlett.

I could EAT pen and paper and PUKE a better column.

Randy from Maine.

this is so boring.. get another job..  no one cares..  she is a kid growing up under your microscope.. 

i would like to see you live that way..   NOT....

it's a shame those starstruck Britney fans can't see that she's really not that talented to begin with. She needs all the help she can get onstage. I suspect people go see the show and not necessarily to hear Britney sing. Take away the dancers and the whole overdone spectacle and what's left isn't much at all. But that's what passes for talent these days.

It would be a Ghostbuster Triology.  They already had a sequel.  Ghostbuster II.

benicio del toro is the sexiest man alive! i would take him. i'm married but my husband travels a lot so having benicio not check in and only be around a few days a week really would work well with hubby's schedule ;) 

i know he'd never think about suicide again!